how is everyone doing this fine night. i’ll go first i’m losing my mind
when my heart breaks / when my world shakes
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— from Girlfriend, Marina Tsvetaeva, translated by David McDuff
[text ID: Perhaps my look is too tender / for air that is barely warm. / I am already sick of summer — / though hardly recovered from winter.]
i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
Wtf????
Smoove with it too
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.
“Pathetic. You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”
reminds me of this gif
Baseball players are to be feared
Reblogging for the last one
^Same for me
They just kept getting progressively more “woah”
much woah
Oh my god this is a lucky universe
every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”
Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird
They…they just blew up a fucking bird…
Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead
World Heritage Post
personally my favorite thing about Mr. Bird Evaporator is this
imagine being the poor fool tryna rob this man’s house only to be instantly transported to the same dimension as that bird
He does photography now, and I guess just in case you’re booking him wondering “is it that Randy Johnson?” … here’s his logo:
Dude popped that bird and made it his whole personality. And you know what, I respect it. I’d do the same if I had that to my name.
id like to present to you my proposal for a Michigan-less super lake
Lake No More Michigan
Lake Michigone
Lake Michigan’t
I feel like this could be a good reaction image
look at my 2 year old flop post boy
…something tells me that I’m gonna have to mute the notifs on this post soon
beginning to understand why a post getting tumblr famous is considered a curse
i have alerted the horde
Y O U
F U C K
I am in hell
hey… op…. would you like to….. would you like us to…..
